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Villainy - The Tape Villainy - The Tape

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice animation, pretty funny :D

I liked it! And @dwellernone, did you really make an account just to hate on things you couldn't even comprehend the making of? Go hate somewhere else Mr."I'm a cool smartass" -.-

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The Real Legend 4 The Real Legend 4

Rated 5 / 5 stars

So true,,,

Everyone fucking HATES the water temple. Loved how navi got jealous and how the "flare dancer" (Who also throws things!) comes back :D great flash. Makes me wanna play :) nostagia = 10/10 5/5

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The World is Saved The World is Saved

Rated 5 / 5 stars


We should be paying for this. We really should. It's too good to be free

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Beach Linda Beach Linda

Rated 5 / 5 stars

haha, damn

Almost 1 million views ;3 You got me into furries, and for that, i thank you sir<3

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The Banshee (Preview) The Banshee (Preview)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


YUS! I can't wait mate you have NO idea. There will be reviews a plenty, unless of course I already know what the story is behind it ;P

cheshyre responds:

This is one that was done before you and I started talking. With your imagination though you could probably make it fit into some of the stories we were talking about. I'm glad you like it!!! Thanks!!

TrainMadness TrainMadness

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I pressed 4 D: I'm so sorry :( I meant to hit 5.... Dammit, and on one of my favorites too..... I SHALL BE BACK TOMORROW AND EVERYDAY FOR A WEEK TO ATONE FOR THIS MADNESS. 10/10. I deem this song to be... satisfactory.

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The Pied Piper The Pied Piper

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahh, this is one of those inspiring ones..... :3

I'm sorry i haven't wrote a review in a while. School and video games became predominant to my NG life :c. BUT I'll try and get those animations up and running after i get some major projects out of the way...
ANYWAYS, review time.
0:00-0:23 - The sun, from a space view (up close so you can see the flames coming off of it) the flames arch out like giant tongues, almost attacking nearby planets..

0:24-0:35 - An arch of flame shoots out and hits the earth, and then just a massive tsunami of flame hits everywhere, decimating the entire earth, leaving it in a dark grey, deserty wasteland, almost madness colors..

0:36-1:00 - *200 years later......* a hand appears slowly out of the gravel of almost dust-like cities. A figure, born of creation and madness, gets up. It's green skin torn, and it's lips ripped off, showing rows of sharp teeth, dried blood, and a broken jaw, permanently and intimidatingly open. It howls... (Madness Zombie, for those who didn't get the hints/descriptions.)

1:01-1:35 - All sorts of these abominations start to pop up, and suddenly the dark grey wasteland starts to turn a dark green from the birds eye view... and you can hear ungodly screams and howls coming from ripped throats and crippled bodies of the undead.....

1:36-2:07 - (transition) a small village, with survivors, slowly building up from scratch, hears the retched screams echo from miles away. They all start to prepare hopelessly from the endless malicious horde.. (transition) A man, surviving alone, hears the screams from a large cliff above the town, and grabs his arsenal of weapons, modern and primitive, and prepares... (transition) The mass is moving.. they can smell the fear...

2:08-2:20 - The sun starts to set, as the blood moon rises...

2:21-2:41 - The undead see the village and start to charge, running on all fours, some running in a strange, unnatural way that makes the villagers shudder... the forces collide with the defensive line, holding them back with there limited ammo and primitive melee weapons...

2:42-2:54 - (transition) dark figures moving in armored vehicles are driving towards the town, not visible in the darkness... (transition) the Loner shows up in town, and starts walking slowly towards the horde, and then puts on a pair of red glasses.... (transition) a figure with red holes instead of eyes can be seen above the town, with a strange light above its head....

2:55-3:16 - The figure, asked his name while passing through villagers, told them to just call him "hank". He jumps over the barricade in a mighty leap, and lands on a zombie, shooting it in the head twice. (transition) a small army of black armored trucks pulls into the town, and loads upon loads of men with suits and sunglasses pour out onto the defensive line, shooting already at the zombies breaking through the barricade, like they were trained to do it their whole lives.

3:17-4:06 - The eyeless figure floats towards the town, a broadsword and a revolver sheathed, making hand movements as zombies seem to be almost pulled apart by an invisible force and smeared into other zombies, causing a bloody mess.... The battle continues and continues, the horde seems to be never ending.....

4:07-4:17 - fades out... even sworn enemies work together to kill a bigger menace, and *zombie bursts through the screen, slashing and hacking at it, the screen turns red.....* MADNESS IS DOMINANT, TEAMWORK SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED. *clown appears and puts on the chicken dance on speakers that appeared randomly* HAPPY MADNESS DAY CHESHYRE!! :D hope you enjoyed your little madness present, as i enjoyed my birthday present (september 28th, madness day is like my early present ^-^) Hope you all have an awesome life, and enjoyed this review as much as i did writing it. Now my creativity is is drained, haha, night.

~John "Sleknirk" Mason

cheshyre responds:

Totally awesome dude!!! I can see it in my head and it is brilliant! Feel free to use any and all my songs in your animations, as you have a wonderful imagination! Thank you so much for this amazing review and I hope you had a fantastic birthday!!!!


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Rated 5 / 5 stars


You said nothing about teh mudkipz :P

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Zalfurius responds:

Mudkipz will burn too! Unless you like mudkip... let them come!! Thanks for the ten and for writing my first art review as well!!

The Leaning Tower of Citroen The Leaning Tower of Citroen

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

that.. is badass. XD

i would think it'd be back heavy and falls over but.. still, that's funny and awesome XD

FallowerOfHank responds:

Look up Top Gear Motorhomes on youtube and you'll know it in detail. And it did have a tendancy to fall over... which is why you have problems in high wind conditions.